ex lurker, passionate obsesser, occasional player with fire and appreciater of shiny things and gorgeous ladies.
in short - i'm just here to play. ;-)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Come one, come all to Bill Shatner’s School of Overacting!
Forget subtle, nuanced performances. Those are boring and forgettable. Learn how to say your lines with gusto!
In this course you will learn such techniques as…
- The double fist shake
- The naughty kitten
- The cultural appropriation
- The self bitch slap
- The enthusiastic mime stuck in a box
- The nipple hardener
- The sweaty declaration of self
- The “this wall is amazing”
And many more!
And now my reaction gif collection is complete.
I’m in love with the naughty kitten!
(Source: trekgate)
“Let’s see…we could go explore caves or climb to the top of a cliff or oooh! There’s a pineapple plantation on the other side of the is…land…”
Myka’s rambling came to a screeching halt when she looked up to find her girlfriend (wife, she mentally corrected) lazily draped across a lounge chair by their poolside wearing sunglasses, a devilish smirk…and nothing else.
“Uh…”
The former agent-turned-Regent uncrossed and recrossed her legs, and Myka felt herself blush so deeply she was pretty sure her toes were red. Thank God Helena had chosen to splurge on a private retreat.
“We’re not leaving this beach, are we?”
“Darling.” The reply came across a martini glass, through an entirely satisfied grin. ”If I have my way, we won’t be leaving this chaise until suppertime.”
(Source: helenastacie)
The Doors - Break On Through (To the Other Side)
Founding member of the legendary group The Doors Ray Manzarek passed away today and it only fitting that I post a song the begins with Manzarek’s unmistakable jazz organ playing. Released on January 1, 1967 as the group’s debut single, the song wasn’t a big hit, only managing to peak at #126 on the charts, but over the years, it has become a classic.
Nina’s Heavenly Delights
Lucy: It’s just that I come to town. I capture you. We fuck. They rescue you. And I don’t hear from you. It’s not easy for me either you know. I have to figure out all of these nefarious plans just so I can get close to you…
Amy: I love you!
— D.E.B.S. Short
Great gift.
katee sackhoff + red hair
